BALTIMORE - They have come in all sizes and colors, with
vastly different personalities, and every conceivable advantage.
There have been big ones and small ones, silver, black and brown
ones, the bashful and the born entertainers. They have been piloted
by wizards, trained by superstars and owned by blue bloods, princes
and captains of American industry.
Yet the thing each has been remembered for, finally, was failing
to get the job done.
Now it's Funny Cide's turn.
For the fifth time in seven years, a thoroughbred left Baltimore
in the gloaming with an eye on New York and the chance to do what
hasn't been done since 1978: win the Triple Crown.
None of them, though, has tickled the sporting imagination the
way this one has.
For the past month, the sport of kings has been hijacked by its
subjects and court jesters. Funny Cide has a decidedly commoner's
pedigree and his connections are definitely hoi polloi -- fronted by
a handful of high school buddies who kicked in $5,000 to start an
ownership group that, while not quite threadbare, has been spotted
wearing some of the worst threads ever glimpsed in the priciest
sections of the grandstands.
As if more proof were needed to show just how much a "horse of
the people'' Funny Cide has become, look at how profoundly he's
already affected the people around him.
The big red gelding has breathed new life into jockey Jose
Santos' flagging fortunes and completely turned around trainer
Barclay Tagg's view of the world.
After the horse won the Kentucky Derby, Tagg, a self-avowed
eternal pessimist, spent two weeks remembering all the bad times in
what up to that point had been an otherwise forgettable career. And
soon after the son of Distorted Humor out of Belle's Good Cide
claimed the second jewel of the Triple Crown with a near-record
Preakness win, Tagg was asked to recount the whole sad story.
"Well, these last few weeks have been extraordinary,'' he said
through a sheepish grin. "They have made up for all of the other
lows.''
Then, just a few minutes later, the trainer caught himself
talking about Funny Cide's chances to complete the most difficult
trifecta in sports -- words that 30-plus years of scuffling in the
business had convinced Tagg would never cross his lips.
"He's shown he has stamina, and he's shown he has speed,'' Tagg
said. "He ought to be ideal for it.''
And what a year this would be for it.
The last horse to sweep the Kentucky Derby, Preakness and
Belmont was Affirmed, who held off the noblest of rivals, Alydar,
by narrowing margins over the span of five weeks a quarter-century
ago. That gap equals the longest drought ever between Triple Crown
winners; the last sweep before Secretariat's transcendent romp in
1973 was Citation's summer of '48.
But the stars are aligned more fortuitously than that.
The buzz that accompanied author Laura Hillenbrand's
best-selling book "Seabiscuit'' grows louder as the release date
for the movie of the same title nears. "The dreams of a nation
rode on a long shot,'' the trailer goes, harkening back to a time
when horse racing dueled only with baseball and boxing for the
attention of the sporting public.
Even a sweep by Funny Cide won't bring those days back. But it
can restore, if only for an afternoon or two, the delicious
anticipation of seeing a performer take his game to a level where
only history can provide a proper context for judging. (And who
wouldn't be rooting to see a bunch of regular guys pick up the $5
million Triple Crown bonus that is offered every year by Visa USA
but has never been claimed.)
Besides, since the gelding won't be whisked off to the breeding
shed anytime soon, chances are Funny Cide, like Hall of Fame greats
Forego and John Henry, could stick around and race long enough to
make those afternoons last a few extra years.
So keep your fingers crossed. The best and the brightest in the
business are doing the same.
Late Saturday, along the runway to the paddock, trainer Bob
Baffert surveyed the mournful gray sky above Pimlico and smiled.
Funny Cide beat one of his colts, Indian Express, at the Derby,
and had just bested another, Senor Swinger, at the Preakness.
Baffert was through trying to beat the gelding and preparing to
jump on his bandwagon instead.
Baffert knows only too well what awaits Tagg and his horse
around the bend. Three times since 1997, with Silver Charm, then
Real Quiet and last year with War Emblem, Baffert arrived at
Belmont with a shot at the Triple, the best of everything and the
desire to do right by the horse, his owners, the handicappers who
pack the joint on the first Saturday in June and especially the
game itself.
"I didn't realize until last year, maybe, what it takes out of
you. Your life is under glass, you open yourself up to every kind
of second-guessing, your voice is shot, everything still has to go
perfect for you to have a chance -- and then you get beat by a
nose,'' he said.
Which is exactly what happened to Baffert with Real Quiet in
1998.
"That's why I can't wait to get home,'' he said, "and watch
somebody else go through it on TV.''