Bracket busted? Looking for a team to cheer for since yours is out? ESPN's help desk is here for you, giving you a full range of options for what you might be looking for over the next few weeks.
If you're the kind of person who always goes to the same restaurant and always orders the same meal ... then Rock Chalk, Kansas fan.
The Jayhawks are the closest thing you've got to a sure bet. FiveThirtyEight.com gives the Jayhawks a 21 percent chance -- the highest of any remaining team -- to be the one cutting down the nets at the end of the day. Feel like going above and beyond? Just find a giant wall clock, hang it from your neck like Flavor Flav and when people high-five you, just say you're as big a fan of Uncle Anthony as the next person.
If you're the kind of person who always goes to the same restaurant and "mixes it up" by ordering a different appetizer or adding a different sauce/cheese to your meal ... then Oregon, Virginia or North Carolina might be right for you.
They're top seeds, so they're safe-ish bets. You get to be a little bit dangerous by not picking the favorite's favorite, but still put yourself in a good position to have a good team/good meal. But watch out because sometimes adding new cheese to your burger just makes it a cheeseburger, and sometimes that burger gives you E. coli.
If you're a know-it-all ... then Gonzaga is the team for you.
Do you like pronouncing tough words? If so, you're Gonzaga. The Bulldogs have Kyle Wiltjer, Domantas Sabonis (Doe-MON-tus Sa-BONE-is) and Przemek (SHEM-ick) Karnowski. You'll sound like a Yale scholar (sorry, no Yale in the Sweet 16) when you say those names without a hitch.
If you're a jack-of-all-trades ... look no further than Wisconsin.
Do you have a diverse range of interests? Does everything from TV musicals and wedding crashing to stenography and dad jokes pique your interest? Nigel Hayes and the Wisconsin Badgers are your team. The No. 7 Badgers have a way of outperforming expectations, and Hayes has a way of raising the bar in every news conference in which he has ever sat. Sit back and enjoy.
If you like a guy who can pull off a murse or carry a satchel ... Jay Wright and Villanova are right for you.
Are you a guy who carries a murse? Or, conversely, a woman who likes a good satchel-carrying man? Jay Wright's Villanova is the team for you. He has carried one for years and is able to pull it off. "How?" you might ask. Well, don't. Just accept it and move on. You're a Nova fan now.
If you root for Goliath instead of David ... then pick between Texas A&M or Notre Dame.
Last weekend, the Fighting Irish and Aggies knocked out the country's two favorite Cinderella stories this postseason, Northern Iowa and Stephen F. Austin, respectively. America was moments away from nominating SFA's Thomas Walkup to the Supreme Court and just a Google search away from finding out where exactly in Northern Iowa the University of Northern Iowa was, but then Texas A&M and Notre Dame decided to come in and crush some dreams. So if you like seeing the little guy get kicked around, then join the fan bases of the two teams that did that best this weekend.
Do you see every Oscar-nominated movie, as well as every episode of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' last season? Do your meal choices fluctuate between a McDonald's breakfast sandwich and dinner at a Michelin three-star restaurant? Then no team is better suited for you than Maryland.
You obviously have a taste for high- and low-quality goods, and there's no better team for that than the Terrapins. You can have as great of a love-hate relationship with Mark Turgeon's crew as you do with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. You can be as invested in their defensive strides as you are in your seared mahimahi. And there's also a decent chance that -- similar to past experiences following a trip to McDonald's -- you'll wake up tomorrow morning feeling sick.
If you're someone who can't sit still while watching sport events ... look no further than Tom Crean and the Indiana Hoosiers.
He is your spirit animal.
If you like to dance, but can't actually dance ... Iowa State and Steve Prohm are your jam.
— Nazareth Mitrou-Long (@NazzyJML) March 20, 2016
No rhythm? No problem. Following the Cyclones' win over Arkansas-Little Rock, Prohm showed off some "moves" (that's a generous way to put it) and the Twitterverse was both highly entertained and completely unimpressed.
None of those options were good enough for you? Get out of here, Duke fan.