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Glorified gibberish?

Reds draft pick B.J. Szymanski has "thin ankles" and a "race horse type body." So what does that mean?

Originally Published: June 9, 2004
By Rob Neyer | ESPN.com

The biggest surprise related to the amateur draft? That I received only one e-mail message like this:

Rob, did you see this stuff?

-- LEAN, WIRY STRONG. LONG ARMS. THIN WAIST. TAPERS TO LONG, STRONG LEGS

-- LARGE FRAME. BROAD, SLOPED SHOULDERS. STRONG, DURABLE, OVERALL BUILD. MORE DEVELOPED LOWER HALF

-- ROOM TO ADD MORE WEIGHT. BABY-FACED. MEDIUM-WIDE, SLOPED SHOULDERS. ESPECIALLY LONG ARMS. LONG TORSO. HIGH REAR

You would think this is a scouting report ...

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