PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. -- The invitations never come in the mail. Never.
They don't show up in the e-mail, either, as a matter of fact. Or via Federal Express, special courier, UPS, fax, text or stuffed inside the Sunday newspaper.
You want to know the truth? There are no invitations. They don't exist. They're a myth. Kinda like the Loch Ness Monster. And that account formerly known as your retirement "nest egg."
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