The phone calls have already started rolling in down in South Florida. They go kind of like this:
"If you're thinking about trading your shortstop, we'd be happy to help you out with that."
Yeah, the vultures know when to hover, all right. All it takes is one messy moment in one baseball game, one video clip of a manager chewing out his star player, one sound bite of that star player dissing the manager back, and every general manager in North America is dialing the old cell phone.