GLENDALE, Ariz. -- The Top 10 Activities Adam Dunn Can Conduct To Pass Time Between At-Bats As The White Sox DH:
10. Try to decipher the meaning of manager Ozzie Guillen's tweets.
9. Open a concession stand at Comiskey called Big Donkey Sausages.
8. Remake "Eight Men Out" with an alternate ending in which the Happy Felsch character convinces the rest of the Black Sox NOT to throw the 1919 World Series by inspiring them with a speech about winning radically.