Intimidating Texan, check.
Seven times the biggest honor in his profession, check.
Dominance that can only be explained by cheating, check.
Damning testimony by former associates, check.
Persecution complex, check.
Ridiculous comeback attempt, check.
Why is it, then, that Roger Clemens is getting the theme music from "Rudy" for his stints with the Sugar Land Skeeters while Lance Armstrong is given "Night on Bald ...
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