DETROIT -- Trailing the Detroit Tigers, three games to none, and one loss away from a nuclear winter, the New York Yankees have only one hope left. Manager Joe Girardi must put Alex Rodriguez back in the lineup. And then the Yankees also need to station binders of Australian bikini models in the outfield bleachers to inspire him to deliver a home run ball to their seats.
I kissed this ball good-bye so I can kiss you hello. What's your number?
I mean, the Yankees tried dropping ...
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