Giants go overboard for Lincecum

Contract extension is way too rich given Tim Lincecum's recent track record

Updated: October 22, 2013, 9:57 PM ET
By Dan Szymborski | ESPN Insider

The San Francisco Giants announced a scientific breakthrough this afternoon, demonstrating the ability to travel forward in time and return to the present, thus fulfilling the dreams of H.G. Wells. Or at least, I think they did, given that this afternoon they re-signed former ace Tim Lincecum to a two-year, $35 million contract, a transaction that only makes sense if black-and-orange clad physicists crunched some equations and managed to bring back tales of a future in which The Freak returned to prime form.