Power Rankings: Heavyweight
Tuesday, Oct. 22
Envisioning the heavyweight division from No. 2 down is a nice, thick cut of beef chuck. Mmmmm. Burgers sounds good. We need to turn this into ground beef. Fortunately, we have this razor-sharp, metal meat grinder here named Cain Velasquez. Go ahead and feed that division right through. Yep, just what we expected. Cut-up, malleable, withered ground beef. You almost feel bad for the beef, feeding it into this cold, hardened, emotionless Velasquez meat grinder. Welcome to the heavyweight division.See how they were ranked here.