If you never learned how to read a map, or if you're too stubborn to stop at the gas station to ask for help, get in line.
Or just keep this handy guide to the NBA season in the glove box, since it's not that confusing and only occasionally hypothetical. Some of this stuff will actually happen.
Oct. 30, Wizards at Knicks: World Series? The guy who paid 100K to sit next
to Spike Lee? T-Mac vs. Cousin Vince down in Orlando? Puh-lease. If you're
paying attention to anything ...
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