Usual (and not so usual) suspects
Job Opening: Basketball coach desired. Must be able to work with young players who think they're better than they are. Must be willing to work in a city known for its reptilian media. Must be able to connect to veterans, however shallow the connection may be. Must be able to say, "Players win championships" and actually mean it. Must understand that the team was basically irrelevant before 1984 and has been since 1999.
Interested parties should contact John Paxson, Chicago Bulls, Secaucus ...
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