Have a day, why don't you, Gary Godsey.
Notre Dame's Godsey, a converted tight end, makes his first start at quarterback for arguably the most famous college football team in the country against No. 12 Purdue on national television and not only does he guide the Irish to a much needed victory, he does it in Joe Montana style.
Godsey took Notre Dame down the field on a last minute drive that set up the game winning field goal. And it wasn't just a hand the ball off, no pressure drive. It was Godsey completing passes to keep the chains moving.
"I don't think he was rattled in that situation," said Irish coach Bob Davie.
No kidding.
And, get this, he completed more passes (14) than Purdue Heisman Trophy favorite Drew Brees (13) and even one more than starter Arnaz Battle completed in his first two games before breaking his wrist against Nebraska last week.
"I did? Wow. Sweet," Godsey said.
From the start to the final quote, guys like Godsey are what make college football great.
Getting his kicks
How good is Cal punter Nick Harris?
The Bears featured his picture on the cover of their schedules and now Illinois fans know why. Harris had the good people of Champaign in awe with a brilliant display of punting Saturday.
Harris dropped five punts inside the Illinois 10 and five more inside the 20. The crowd buzzed every time he stepped on the field.
If this were baseball, Harris would have been Mark McGwire in a home run derby. If it were basketball, he'd be Michael Jordan in a dunk contest. He was that good.
"I kept thinking this guy's got to be kidding me," said Illinois QB Kurt Kittner. "He kicks one to the 2-yard line and it bounces -- to the 1."
While the NCAA doesn't keep stats on punters, it was without a doubt one of the best displays of toe meeting leather.
"Nick probably had the best game I've ever seen a punter have," said Cal coach Tom Holmoe said. "With Nick, we can punt the ball from anywhere on the field."
Sticking the landing
In true Olympic spirit, Virginia Tech's Michael Vick did a little tumbling in the Hokies' win over Rutgers.
Vick ran around the right end and dove from right inside the five yard line and did a perfect flip as he scored the touchdown. Of course, the coaches weren't exactly giving Vick a standing O.
"I got it when I went to the sidelines," Vick said of a
tongue-lashing from assistant head coach Billy Hite, "but I knew I
was going to get a perfect landing. I knew how I wanted to land. I
just rolled into it."