Right, let's do the math. The Detroit Lions, coached by Steve Mariucci, are 1-3 at the quarter-turn of the NFL season. The San Francisco 49ers, the team that wanted any coach not named Mariucci by the end of last season, are 1-3 as well.
Adding it up and carrying the zeroes, we find that Sunday's Lions-49ers meeting at Candlestick Park does not necessarily shape up as your all-time grudge match. But that doesn't answer the question: Which 1-3 is it that you want?