These squirrels are driving us nuts

Updated: October 18, 2012, 10:17 PM ET
By Scott Burnside | ESPN.com

We interrupt that spasm of optimism surrounding the lockout to return you to the numbing reality that the owners and players remain very much two groups mumbling in separate languages.

Imagine two squirrels in a small box and one, tasty nut to be found.

Try as they might, in spite of the absolute necessity of finding that nut to ensure both their survival and the maddening proximity of that nut, it remains just out of reach.

Stupid squirrels.

How else to characterize Thursday's ...

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