|War or no war, the show must go on. And Page 2's Bill Simmons addresses the pertinent developments, including -- his Mom's problem with Jennifer Garner ... ... why it would actually stink to date Salma Hayek ... how Nicole Kidman proved the validity of the Ewing Theory ... and what's up with this "ugly trend," anyway?|
SIMMONS: THE ENVELOPE PLEASE ...
THE SPORTS GUY
With the NBA playoffs a few weeks away, Bill Simmons is back to handicap who will represent the Eastern Conference this June.
Baseball is not a relationship to be entered into lightly. Get prepared for the long haul with a dozen tips for the committed baseball fan.
You know the Good Doctor likes Kentucky, but who else is in his Final Four. Check out Hunter's full bracket for the 2003 NCAA tourney.
THE HOT LIST
Page 2's Dan Shanoff rumages through the bracket to find the hottest players, sleepers, mascots, coaches and squads in the NCAA tourney.
LET'S TALK HOOPS
College kids are all abuzz over the NCAA Tournament. Page 2 snuck into one chat room to see what they're talking about.
Lots of players will make names for themselves in the tourney, but Page 2's Dan Shanoff has a list of those who already have the best names.
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|It's Butler guard Darnell Archey, left, and SNL funnyman Chris Kattan. This match was requested by 24 of our faithful readers. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.|
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