|The NFL Draft began at 9 a.m. on the West Coast, where you can watch an entire football game before lunch. NBA and NHL playoff games routinely end after 1 a.m. on the East Coast, where the classic choice is sports vs. sleep. So, which coast is better? The Sports Guy longs to be on the Atlantic shore, while Eric Neel says West is best.|
SIMMONS: EAST ROCKS | NEEL: WEST'S BEST
In honor of the death of Ozzy the osprey, Jeff Merron lists the 10 worst cases of sports and animal cruelty. Not all of our readers were amused, however.
When a guy decides to change all the plans on a date, he better make sure it isn't with Page 2's Stacey Pressman.
THE CHOSEN ONE
Who's the best baller alive? Page 2's Ralph Wiley has made his choice, and it ain't Kobe, Shaq, KG, Duncan or Alley I.
TUESDAY MORNING QB
As he recaps the 2003 NFL Draft, TMQ can't help but notice that every coach is happy and every team is getting an A on its report card.
O.J. Simpson isn't getting a reality show ... but Page 2's Jim Caple proposes an O.J. show that would be a big hit.
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|It's L.A. Galaxy goalkeeper Kevin Hartman, left, and Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready. This match was requested by James Coughlin of Pittsburgh. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.|
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