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Does the Pirates' Randall Simon have an alibi? Is PETA involved? Was it a random crime, or is it connected to the de-tonguing of Harvey the Hound? And what kind of world is it when sausages can't run free of fear? There are so many questions about Wednesday night's disturbance at Miller Park. Page 2's incident report has answers. SAUSAGE-GATE POLICE REPORT | |
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