|It's time for Keyshawn to realize that he isn't the center of the universe, and Ralph Wiley's NFL Uncensored Thought Balloons are here to help him come to his senses on his way to his next team (hint: Silver and Black). Plus, Page 2's Jason Whitlock says Keyshawn belongs in Canton, but not for the usual reasons.|
WILEY: ME FIRST | WHITLOCK: ME-SHAWN
They're lurking around every dark corner, around every inexplicable phenomenon in the world of sports. Conspiracy theories have been a part of our lives for 40 years now -- ever since Nov. 22, 1963. Some of them have even found their way into the twisted minds who make up the Writers' Bloc. Here they are: plausible explanations for everything you don't understand, courtesy of our own conspiracy theorists.
"We're going to kick your butt"? Page 2's Eric Neel says creativity counts when it comes to taunting.
Page 2's Rob Ryder debuts his inside tales from the making of Hollywood's top sports flicks.
THE SPORTS GUY
The Sports Guy says no griping for five years if your team wins it all.
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|It's Rangers defenseman Boris Mironov, left, and actor Alan Ruck, aka "Cameron" from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" fame. This match was requested by Mike Casey in Central Islip, NY. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.|
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