|Wide receiver Joe Horn claims he called his family Sunday night from the Saints' end zone. Graham Hays knows better. How? Because he monitored those calls . . . you know, for training purposes. Page 2 divulges Horn's real call log, while Sportoon presents what's under the goal-post padding in other stadia.|
HAYS: CELL JOB | SPORTOON: PADDING
So, a guy walks into an NFL end zone, picks up a cell phone ... and suddenly it signals the end of Western civilization as we know it. Not so fast, say the free spirits of the Writers' Bloc. What's wrong with a man celebrating? Our WB crew is dancing in the streets.
THE SPORTS GUY
Page 2's Bill Simmons says the NFL's playoff picture is as unbalanced as the NBA.
ME, ME, KEY
Hitting the football campaign trail with Donnie Football, Steve McNair, Tom Brady and other NFL quarterbacks.
SLAY THE LAKERS
Four future Hall of Famers? So what. Page 2's Eric Neel says there are plenty of ways to beat the Lakers.
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|It's Saints showboat Joe Horn, left and rapper Drag-on. This match was requested by 5 Page 2 readers. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo for Page 2.|
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