|One very noteworthy director (no clues, but his initials are Ron Shelton) makes the case for Danny Ainge over Michael Jordan as the world's greatest athlete, while Rob Ryder sets up a commercial shoot designed to portray bowlers as basketball players. Only in Hollywood, right? Only through the magic of movies.|
RYDER: THAT NBA SYNDROME
You think you've got it bad at work? The boss a little hard on you? Hours too long? Is that what's bothering you, Binky? You ain't seen nothin' yet. We asked the members of the Writers' Bloc to come up with some really low jobs in the world of sports. Their conclusion? We all ought to be glad we don't have to rassle with Warren Sapp's undershirt after two-a-days.
Who was on the other end of Joe Horn's TD phone call? Page 2 imagines the call could have gone something like this ...
THE SPORTS GUY
Page 2's Bill Simmons says the NFL's playoff picture is as unbalanced as the NBA.
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