1. How much money should a man spend on a haircut?
Uhh, I would say no more than 15 bucks and that's even pushing it.
Where do you get your hair done?
I don't get my hair "done".
Where do you get your hair styled?
Nope. Style does not even enter into it. I get my hair cut at a barbershop. I don't get it moussed, I don't get it blow-dried, they might spray a little water on it, but that's all. They just cut it and I pay 'em 15 bucks -- which I think is a little bit too much money -- and I leave. In and out.
You're all business.
2. What "products" do you need to get ready in the morning?
What products? Uhh … products. Deodorant and toothpaste. Is that what you mean?
Yeah you know, any kind of toiletries you use everyday.
Oh geez. Did you ask Greeny this question? He's got lotions and hair gels and stuff.
Yes I did, we actually had a few in common.
Well, see! He's a woman! I brush my teeth, I put on deodorant, what else is there? Sometimes I don't even comb my hair because it's fine.
How long does it take you to get ready each morning?
Well, probably about three and a half to four minutes. If I'm in a rush I can do it all in two minutes, pretty easily.
3. Where do you buy most of your clothes?
Well, I don't buy my clothes. My wife buys my clothes because I don't really have a clue. Where does she get 'em? Umm, I don't know, lemme ask her.
"Hey hun, where do you get my clothes?" ... Filenes or something like that. Just a department store. My on-air stuff -- the suits -- I have to go to like Omar the tent maker to get stuff big enough to fit me. I think stores are bias against us big people.
Petite is in, Mike.
I guess so! Everything is made for the Greeny types.
Chicks dig it.
Oh my God, what is this world coming to?!
4. Should a man engage in any of the following activities:
Like on purpose?
Yeah, like in a booth or a bed.
No, never. That is not ok, no.
Pedicures?! No! Never! There is no one touchin' my toes!
How bout your hands? Manicures ok?
No, my hands are softened up by cleats steppin' on them. Are you kidding? There is no hand care for me.
Do you clip your nails?
I bite my nails, basically. I don't know. They just take care of themselves.
No facials. Definitely not. I have to admit -- I do like a good massage every once in awhile. But facials -- no. All those crèmes and salts and moisturizers and …
Yes, exactly, I just can't deal with that.
5. Is it acceptable for a man to own a loofah?
Is it ok for a man to own a loofah?! No! It's ok for somebody to loofah a man, but he shouldn't just have one lyin' around.
Are "man bags" allowed?
What the hell is a man bag?
Some kind of tote to hold your products, if you need a touch up during the day or something.
So some sort of thing that would be considered a purse for a man! No way! There is no reason a man needs a bag of any kind. That's what pockets are for!
Can guys wear salmon pink colored shirts?
No. The only salmon pink should be on your plate because you're eatin' it.
6. What are mauve and taupe?
I do know they are colors, but I don't think that if you had like three colors in front of me I couldn't pick out those two. I'm not real good at recognizing those things.
Do you know what Zirh is?
I have no clue. What is it?
It's a high end of men's shaving products. You strike me as more of a Colgate guy.
Acutally, here you go, I like the gel more than I like the white stuff. How about that. Does that qualify me as high-end.
Almost. You've got potential.
7. What dish gives you the most satisfaction to prepare and serve?
Cheeseburgers on the grill. I can grill with the best of 'em.
Strictly a grill man? Ever dabble on the stovetop?
Yeah, yeah, I know my way around the kitchen a little bit, I can cook up some eggs. Nothing too fancy but you know -- the basics.
8. What type of drinks do you order at the bar?
Never stray from the barley and hops?
Well, if I'm looking to power drink I'll mix in a few shots of tequila or something. But that's about it.
9. Given these four cars which would you prefer to own?
A Ford F1Pick Up, a Mini Cooper, a Volkswagan Cabriolet or a Honda Accord.
I'm gonna go with the pickup -- but I don't know what two of those are.
10. How often do you look in a mirror?
Once in the morning when I'm getting ready … and that's really about it, unless I'm doing TV then I'll check in one real quick after I put on my coat and tie before I go on. So, a day with no TV - once, on a day with a TV appearance - twice. That does it.
You're a simple man, Golic.
Hey, that's the only way to go.