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Tale of the Tape: Men's hoops vs. women's hoops
By Nick Bakay
|Basketball -- the one team sport that boasts a degree of equality between the sexes. Bottom line, you can bet 'em both, college and pro ... although my hat's off to anyone who knows their way around a WNBA teaser card.
However, with equality comes competition. As a man, I feel a deep-seated need to pick a clear winner. I don't care if it's on the playing field, in the boardroom, or on a romantic getaway, I want to see someone on top.
It's time to examine the battle of the sexes: men's hoops versus women's hoops, let's see how they stack up at the tale of the tape:
But the really telling stat will be who has a sense of humor about this ... What's that noise? Hmmm. Sounded like my wife closing a suitcase ... Until next time, I'm Nick Bakay reminding you the numbers never lie ...
Humorist Nick Bakay, currently a writer for the CBS sitcom "King of Queens," is a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and Page 2. He has a Web site at http://nickbakay.com. Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories
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