We'll spare you the touching montage and get right to it, folks. Congratulations to Jennie Finch -- Page 2's 2003 Wacky Bracket Champion.

The votes are in and to be honest, it wasn't even close. The dream that was Christina Aguilera's Cinderella story couldn't even hold Finch's sports bra. Hey, what else did you expect from the reigning Page 2 Hottest Female Athlete?

Here at Page 2 we want to thank the millions voters who let their voices be heard. Don't worry, we're already scanning the sports pages and the gossip pages as we scout out the field for 2004 (don't quote us, but the Ashley Twins and the Hilton sisters are our preseason picks).

Jennie Finch -- Page 2's 2003 Wacky Bracket Champion

WACKY BRACKET FINAL FOUR
Christina Aguilera			Britney Spears
	Christina Aguilera	Jennie Finch
Mike Tyson			Jennie Finch

JOAN RIVERS REGION
First round	Second round	Sweet 16	Elite Eight
Clothes Sub-Regional
(1) Lil' Kim (16) Christina Aguilera	(16) Christina Aguilera (8) Dennis Rodman	(16) Christina Aguilera (5) Shania Twain	(16) Christina Aguilera
(8) Dennis Rodman (9) Ricky Williams
(5) Shania Twain (12) Mariah Carey	(5) Shania Twain (4) Ray Lewis
(4) Ray Lewis (13) Marie Le Gougne
Hair Sub-Regional
(6) David Beckham (11) Robert De Niro	(11) Robert De Niro (3) Pink	(11) Robert De Niro (7) Pat Riley	(11) Robert De Niro
(3) Pink (14) Manny Ramirez
(7) Pat Riley (10) Steve Lavin	(7) Pat Riley (2) Gene Keady
(2) Gene Keady (15) Marv Albert

DR. MELFI REGION
First round	Second round	Sweet 16	Elite Eight
Non-Sports Sub-Regional
(1) Michael Jackson (16) R. Kelly	(1) Michael Jackson (8) Liza Minnelli	(1) Michael Jackson (5) Eminem	(5) Eminem
(8) Liza Minnelli (9) David Gest
(5) Eminem (12) 50 Cent	(5) Eminem (4) James Gandolfini
(4) James Gandolfini (13) HBO
Sports Sub-Regional
(6) Roger Clemens (11) Guillermo Mota	(6) Roger Clemens (14) Rasheed Wallace	(14) Rasheed Wallace (2) Mike Tyson	(2) Mike Tyson
(3) Ron Artest (14) Rasheed Wallace
(7) Jerry Jones (10) Brian Billick	(10) Brian Billick (2) Mike Tyson
(2) Mike Tyson (15) Tonya Harding

MARY HART REGION
First round	Second round	Sweet 16	Elite Eight
Reality TV Sub-Regional
(1) Joe Millionaire (16) Anna Nicole Smith	(1) Joe Millionaire (8) The Bachelorette	(8) The Bachelorette (5) Simon Cowell	(8) The Bachelorette
(8) The Bachelorette (9) The Bachelor
(5) Simon Cowell (12) Frenchie	(5) Simon Cowell (13) Kelly Clarkson
(4) Kelly Osbourne (13) Kelly Clarkson
Hollywood Sub-Regional
(6) Jacko's nose (11) Kidman's nose	(6) Jacko's nose (3) Ben Affleck	(3) Ben Affleck (2) Britney Spears	(2) Britney Spears
(3) Ben Affleck (14) Cris Judd
(7) Angelina Jolie (10) Halle Berry	(10) Halle Berry (2) Britney Spears
(2) Britney Spears (15) Fred Durst

TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY REGION
First round	Second round	Sweet 16	Elite Eight
Liars/Cheats/Thieves Sub-Regional
(1) Pete Rose (16) Jaromir Jagr	(1) Pete Rose (8) Jim Harrick Sr.	(1) Pete Rose (4) Winona Ryder	(4) Winona Ryder
(8) Jim Harrick Sr. (9) Jim Harrick Jr.
(5) David Wells (12) Rick Neuheisel	(5) David Wells (4) Winona Ryder
(4) Winona Ryder (13) Ruben Rivera
Anna Kournikova Sub-Regional
(6) Fedorov/Bure (11) Enrique Iglesias	(6) Fedorov/Bure (3) Anna Kournikova	(3) Anna Kournikova (7) Jennie Finch	(7) Jennie Finch
(3) Anna Kournikova (14) Liz Hurley
(7) Jennie Finch (10) D. Hantuchova	(7) Jennie Finch (2) Penthouse
(2) Penthouse (15) Judith E. Benetton