Round 1: Jacko's nose vs. Kidman's nose
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Michael Jackson's nose
Nicole Kidman's nose
When Jacko said he had two surgeries on his nose, he thought they were asking about that day.
It took the most talented makeup artists in Hollywood to make Nicole look even remotely unattractive.
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