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Being ... Jerry Jones
Page 2 staff

It was the most popular question at the 2001 NFL draft: "What is Jerry Jones thinking?" After the Cowboys' extremely curious draft and perplexing offseason, Page 2 searches Jones' brain for a master plan.

He fired Tom Landry and had a love-hate relationship with Jimmy Johnson. Now, he's the man calling all the shots in Dallas as the Cowboys owner and general manager.

Yes, he rebuilt America's Team, but he now seems to be in denial as it steadily declines. So, what's on Jerry Jones' mind today? Use your mouse to find out.

"This is the kind of guy who gives meddling, know-it-all, pig-headed owners a bad name."

"Jerry, this is God. Please close the roof."

Quincy Carter

"Thank God nobody knows why I really traded up for Quincy Carter. See, when Kiper said the kid should go between the fifth and seventh, I thought he meant picks, not rounds."

Tyra Banks

"Tyra, Tyra, Tyra! I told them I wanted Tyra Banks, not Tony Banks."

Jimmy Johnson

"Talk about an ingrate. I carried the guy to two Super Bowl titles, and now he won't even take my phone calls."

Jerry Jones

"If I have to fire Campo at midseason, I know a guy who'd make a perfect coach for the Dallas Cowboys."

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