|Being ... Arnold Schwarzenegger|
Page 2 staff
Now that he's one of our nation's 50 governors, what will Arnold Schwarzenegger do for the great state of Cal-ee-fornia? Page 2 has followed the campaign closely, and we can now reveal Ah-nold's secret, inner thoughts. Mouse along with us.
"It's a good thing I don't have Total Recall of being a Predator, or she'd be doing some Collateral Damage to my Twins."
"I haven't seen anything with so little charisma since ... what was the name of my last movie?"
"Now that I'm elected, Jesse and I are doing a one-fall, winner-takes-all rumble for North Dakota."
"It's not like I was the only candidate who knows his way around an orgy."
"And it's also not like I groped everybody on my movie sets."
"Please, dear God, don't let them ask me how to spell gubernatorial."
"What I really meant to say was that I admired Marge's rise to power and speaking ability about Hitler."