|Hit the books|
By Eric Immerman
Special to Page 2
Just in time for beach blanket and poolside table relaxation, Page 2 is here with a list of highly recommended book titles for your summer reading pleasure.
"Bi-Curious George and The Pre-Op Tranny in the Yellow Hat"
by Dennis Rodman (Bestselling author of "Tuesdays With Morrie, Wednesdays With Maureen")
"Horton Hears A 'Hoosier Daddy?' and Disembowels The Perpetrator With His Tusks"
"The Little Engine That Could ... But Abstained So As Not To Be Smited By A Disapproving God"
"Where's Waldo? Shawn Kemp Children's Photo Edition"
"The Grinch Who Stole To Support His Designer Ecstasy Habit"
by Jeff Gordon
"Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Reduced Sperm Count and Rampant Bacne"
"Charlotte's Web of Misogyny and Self-Destruction"
"The Goose That Laid Golden Eggs and Susequently Never Worked Another Day In His Life"
"The Hardy Boyz Investigate The Validity of Nikolai Volkoff's Work Visa"
Self-help and self-improvement books
"Mental Disabilities For Dummies: A Resource Guide For The Rest Of Us"
"The Best of Tonya Harding Living: Home Improvement Without Depleting Your Camel Cash Savings"
by Tiger Woods
Health and fitness books
"Prison Courtyards: An Inexpensive Alternative To Those Swanky Health Clubs"
Biographies and memoirs
"Passing You On The Left Now, Now Dammit, Now!"
by Don King
"All I Really Need to Inhale From New Cans of Penn #1, I Inhaled From New Cans of Penn #1 In Kindergarten"
"A Farewell To Arm"
Eric Immerman is a contributing comedy writer to ESPN The Magazine and "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn." His material also has been featured on Laugh.com. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org