The NBA is the league of diversity, opportunity and open-mindedness. Major League Baseball is the Neanderthal, forever wallowing in the past while hastening its own decline.

	It doesn't get cooler than Jack Nicholson ...

We accept these truths, because we're constantly reminded of them. The NBA is hip, young and exciting, a few hours at a happening nightclub, while baseball is old and tired, a night with grandpa's suede slippers.

Look at baseball. Crazy old coots. Jack McKeon is the manager of the Florida Marlins. Don Zimmer still gets more face time than Vladimir Guerrero. And damn, is that game ever slow.

But wait. The three finalists for the New Orleans Hornets' coaching job were Mike Fratello, Tim Floyd and Brian Hill. Floyd got the job.

Jeff Van Gundy will be growing the bags under his eyes in Houston, as coach of the hip young Rockets.

The eyes of the league will be on Cleveland next year, where LeBron James will be coached by Paul Silas.

And Mike Dunleavy Sr. is the leading candidate to coach the Clippers.

Baseball's got quite the old boys' network, doesn't it? If it's not McKeon, it's Phil Garner or Buck Showalter. Why don't they give some of those young guys a chance?

David Stern will tell you his league is the model of diversity and opportunity. Bud Selig had to force teams to interview minorities, then fine them when they didn't.

	... and it doesn't get uncooler than Jeff Van Gundy.

So how can you explain Floyd and Van Gundy? How do you explain the infatuation with Fratello and the inexplicably enduring candidacy of Brian Hill? In the case of Floyd, it appears no record -- no matter how pathetic -- goes unrewarded.

Never too old, never too tired, never too undistinguished.

(By the way, I can't wait to see the look on Steve Francis' face after the 45th straight time Van Gundy forces him to walk the ball upcourt and set up a play for Yao.)

Given the sensitive nature of race and coaching in the professional sports, here's a question: Did the re-hiring of Silas make the world safe for the Floyds and Van Gundys and Dunleavys and Hills? When one African-American joins the recycling club, does it make it safe for the other owners to ignore all the young candidates -- whatever the race -- in favor of the old boys' network?

Of course, the NBA has been far more advanced than any other professional sport, but the first smoke signals from the nine -- now five -- coaching openings makes you wonder if that's changing. If you've got exorbitant ticket prices in a so-so economy and a need to win now or else, are you more likely to fall back on the tried, even if they're not true?

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