Derek Jeter
Seed: 2
Age: 27
Occupation: New York Yankees shortstop
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Significant other: Currently unknown to Page 2, but we're willing to bet he ain't sleeping alone. ... Formerly dated pop star Mariah Carey. ... Also dated former Miss Universe Lara Dutta.
Why we'd want to be this dude: He's the undisputed Prince of New York and is greeted with screams from swooning women every time he comes to the plate. ... He won four World Series rings in his first six seasons and is a good bet to be outfitting his "other" hand fairly soon. ... He has been named to the list of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" twice. ... He signed a 10-year, $189 million contract in February 2001.
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Why we wouldn't want to be this dude: Mariah has seemed less than stable since he dumped her. ... One of his best friends (Alex Rodriguez) is the only person in baseball who makes more money than he does. ... He looked pretty uncomfortable in front of the camera during his stint on "Saturday Night Live" last year -- especially during that skit where he wore a dress. ... No matter how good things are in the Bronx right now, George Steinbrenner is still the guy signing his checks.
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Jason Sehorn
Seed: 7
Age: 31
Occupation: New York Giants cornerback
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Significant other: Married actress Angie Harmon of "Law & Order" fame on June 10, 2001.
Why we would want to be this dude: He's fast enough to play cornerback as a white guy in the NFL. When's the last time you saw that? ... He's got killer abs and a physique that's been featured on many a magazine cover (not that the Page 2 staffers don't look good with their shirts off) ... He's married to one of Hollywood's hottest actresses (at least she was hot before she left her hit NBC series). ... He signed a six-year, $36 million contract that included a $10 million signing bonus last year.
Why we wouldn't want to be this dude: We wouldn't listen to some fat, unemployed 45-year-old Giants nut from Queens rip us on WFAN when we get beaten on a fly pattern by Randy Moss. ... We wonder if a guy who endorses all those supplements ever eats any real food? ...He and Angie look so perfect together that it's just a little creepy.
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