Metrosexual resolution: Matt Millen
By Ted Kluck
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Case #1: Matt Millen

Transgressions: Uttering the f-word (the other one) and forgetting to interview the requisite number of minority candidates before hiring head coach Steve Mariucci.

Suggested Reading for 2004: All of Stacey Pressman's columns, twice. NFL Draft Preview publications (just to be on the safe side come April.)

Suggested Viewing: Birdcage. How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Beaches.

Advice: Get in touch with your inner devout coward. Cry a little. Matty, get your groove back.

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