Case #3: Joe Namath

Transgressions: Using a sideline interview as an opportune time to ask reporter Suzy Kolber for a kiss.

Pros: He was in women's hosiery long before the metrosexual movement gained momentum.

Cons: His sideline pickup shtick was like something out of "The Spy Who Shagged Me."

Essential Purchases for 2004: Large gold medallion in the shape of the 'male' symbol.

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