|Metrosexual resolution: Joe Namath|
By Ted Kluck
Special to Page 2
Transgressions: Using a sideline interview as an opportune time to ask reporter Suzy Kolber for a kiss.
Pros: He was in women's hosiery long before the metrosexual movement gained momentum.
Cons: His sideline pickup shtick was like something out of "The Spy Who Shagged Me."
Essential Purchases for 2004: Large gold medallion in the shape of the 'male' symbol.