Case #2: Jeremy Shockey

Transgressions: Calling Bill Parcells a "homo." Failing to score more than two touchdowns for the second straight season.

Suggested Reading for 2004: Esquire, Gentleman's Quarterly, the Red Zone section of the Giants playbook.

Things to Lose for 2004: The Casio G-Shock watch -- that's so Matt Millen. Howard Stern's phone number.

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