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|The truth is out there, and we needed you to help us find it.
So Dave ... any way you could get those alien pals of yours to "abduct" Kobe?
Chapel Hill, N.C.
Next "X-Files," episode 89: How Téa Leoni turns into a large black man.
Shaq, frustrated by all this Kobe feud talk, pouts and takes a seat in the stands to see how the team struggles without him.
What do you mean, " 'The X-Files' movie stunk?" Have you ever actually watched 'Kazaam'?
Shaq ponders the "Aliens have caused me to miss free throws" theory from undercover FBI agent Mulder.
Look, Shaq, we don't need to call in the FBI on this one. Aliens and/or Kobe Bryant aren't keeping you from getting any more film deals -- lack of acting ability is keeping you from getting anymore film deals.
Shaquille O'Neal and David Duchovny amazingly witnessing two things that are not of this Earth: Kobe Bryant passing skills and Rasheed Wallace's calm, kind on-the-court demeanor.
At a recent casting call for CBS's remake of Jake and the Fatman, David Duchovny and Shaq, respectively, audition for the part.
Actors, athletes, people around the world celebrate Rickey Henderson's record-breaking walk! Does it get any better than this?
You know, Shaq, Jack Nicholson's going to kill you if he finds out you're sitting in his seat.
I knew we were thinking of trading Kobe, but this is a stretch.
Mulder is on the case, looking for Shaq's free throw shot. It has been missing for a long time.
The newest unexplained X File ... how did Shaq learn how to shoot free throws this year?
Hey David. If I lived on the moon would my free-throw percentage be higher?
Chapel Hill, N.C.
Really ... Mark Cuban said it was OK to sit here.
And finally, here is what the actual Allsport photo caption stated: Shaquille O'Neal of the Los Angeles sits next to David Duchovny near the end of the fourth quarter of Game 1 of the Western Conference playoff quarterfinals at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. The Lakers won 103-96. (Donald Miralle/ALLSPORT) Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories
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