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Tim and Jerry
From the Page 2 mailbag

Last week's Page 2 Mystery Photo caught Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause, left, and coach Tim Floyd watching a Bucks-Hornets playoff game.

Here are some of the best caption suggestions from Page 2 readers.

"Tim, if you go get me a couple more brats and a beer, I will let you coach the Bulls for another year"
Mike Pelton
Newport News, Va.

Barkley? I'm in about the same shape as him. Maybe we should try a comeback.
Beth E. Devlin
Norwalk, Conn.

With Michael I was drinking champagne and eating caviar. Now, I'm drinking out of a McDonald's cup and setting in the nosebleeds. Where's the love Tim?
Ted Prelsey
Manassas, Va.

Bitter Beer Face!
Brian Blust
Tampa, Fla.

West Hempstead, N.Y.

Tim, What are yooou doooing?
Holden, Maine

Jerry: Maybe I was wrong about that whole players don't win championships thing.

Tim: You think?
Mike Campbell

"You went with the Lexus? Any moron can afford a Lexus nowadays, but a Mercedes? Babe magnet. Definite babe magnet."
Peter Yates

Hey Tim, You think they'll trade us Derrick Coleman?
Tim Mayberry
Hoboken, N.J.

Damn, these NBA players are good -- we should get some!
New York

"Tim, I think Reinsdorf is trying to tell us something by bringing us here. Now when he comes back with the hot dogs, make like the playoffs aren't "all that."
Pat Waltz

Jerry: "And then she says, I'm not the nurse ..."

Tim: "You mind moving down a seat?"

Krause: "Maybe Vince will start the XBA, then our Bulls could actually win more than 30 games"
Todd Schreiber
Evanston, Ill.

Krause says, "See I told them I would make it to the playoffs without Michael and Scottie!"
Jeff Gest
Bronxville, N.Y.

I've been drinking 15-20 of these Slim Fast drinks a day, and I don't seem to be shedding any pounds, Timmy.
Butch Fealy
St. Cloud, Minn.

"Tim, do you think the red-headed kid behind us could be our 12th man?"
Adam Klug
West Allis, Wis.

See, Tim, same amount of fans, same watered-down beer ... We're doing all right! Now, I hear we could get Vin Baker for Elton Brand, then we're laughing!
Jason Kealty

Don't look now, but I think that's Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle sitting in front of me.
Kent Yuen
San Diego, Calif.

Taking a page out of Shaq's book, these two were heard listing all the women they've had "relations" with over the years.
Manville, N.J.

Krause: Couldn't you just grow a goatee, ride a motorcycle and have your players read books ... for me? Please?
Dan Largent
Olmsted Falls, Ohio

Krause: "I kinda like sitting here in the cheap seats at Milwaukee. Nobody knows who I am."

Floyd: "Hey look, we're on the bigscreen!"
Jeremy Hakamaa
Ironwood, Mich.

"That kid growing out of the side of your head is starting to bug me."
C. Plows

By the way Tim, you're fired.
St Paul, Minn.

Hey, kid .. quit spittin' Pepsi in my ear!
Jeff Stevens
Austin, Texas

Krause: "All we need are two veterans to balance our youth, Coleman and Thorpe could be that answer to our prayers."
Daniel McCune
Oklahoma City, Okla.

Give me five days and I'm sure I could dismantle these two teams as well.
Kevin Binversie
Eau Claire, Wis.

"For the last time, there is no quarterback!"
Portland, Ore.

I have got the biggest wedgie you've ever felt!
Dave Cohen
Milton, Wash.

"No! Seven Minute abs! You can't even break a sweat in Six minutes!"
Shawn Garner
Wilmington, Del.

I asked MJ if he would be interested in coming to play with us, and this is the face he made. Can you believe that jerk?!
Shane Neal
Odessa, Texas

Da Bears.
Brett Crane
Springville, Utah

And finally, here is what the actual Allsport photo caption stated: Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause and coach Tim Floyd take in Game 2 of the Charlotte Hornets at Milwaukee Bucks NBA conference semifinal playoff series at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wis. Jonathan Daniel/ALLSPORT

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