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Two wild and crazy guys
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We couldn't explain why Dan Marino was with Jean-Claude Van Damme and the Dolphins cheerleaders last week in Monaco, so we wanted you to help us figure out what was going on.

Dan Marino, Jean-Claude Van Damme
Here are some of the best caption suggestions from Page 2 readers.

They sent me to Monaco and all I got was this stupid sidekick ...
John Tallman
Jersey City, N.J.

Who needs a Super Bowl ring?
Tim Mayberry
Hoboken, N.J.

Van Damme: Honey, take a picture, it's David Hasselhoff!

Marino: Honey, take a picture, it's Steven Segal!
Mike Chapman

Danny, baby! They love you in Europe.
Matt Wozniak
Polacca, Ariz.

Introducing, your new "Riverdance" cast.
Brad McQ.

After failing miserably while attempting to qualify for the U.S. Open, Dan Marino tries his hand at acting in Jean-Claude's new action-dance flick, "Rumba in the Jungle."
Rory Shaffer

Imagine the reception if Dan qualified for the U.S.Open.
Pono J.
Corvallis, Ore.

Dan, Damme, and dames ... damn!
Jeff D
Boalsburg, Pa.

Isotoner Glove commercial gone bad ... really, really bad ...
Tom Watrous
Vienna, Va.

The producers of "Ace Ventura 3" kick off production with new leading man Van Damme. Dan Marino will reprise his critically acclaimed role as "Dan Marino."
Zach Marino
Napa, Calif.

Stars of the new action sitcom "Dan Damme" at the premier of their Miami Vice meets Knight Rider project.
Andy McNamara
Portland, Ore.

Jean Claude: "Well, both our careers are dead, why not party like rock stars!"

Dan: "At least I can still get the cheerleaders!"
Jeff Brown
Richfield, Minn.

To clear up the confusion, ESPN held a gala, with presentations by Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dan Marino, to say that his name really is Trey Wingo.
Austin, Texas

Marino is in town for the commercial shoot for the new Isotoner flip-flops.
Paul Z.
Hamilton, Mont.

I think Dan thought he was going to star in the next action thriller starring Van Damme called "Nobody Gives a-Damme."
Doug Chapin
Madison, Wis.

I had two dreams when I was a kid: win the Super Bowl and to meet the "Universal Soldier." At least I got one of them.
Annapolis, Md.

Van Damme: "How do you get these cheerleaders to still follow you, now that your career is over?"

Marino: "Shhhh, shut up and keep smiling!"
Philip Price
Sunrise, Fla.

I'm Dan, I'm Jean, and we're here to pump you up!
Wesley Chung
Pacific Palisades, Calif.

Whitney canceled again?
Raleigh, N.C.

Dan's still trying to get over the fact that a 12-year-old girl got into the Open and he couldn't ... I think it's time to see a shrink.
Josh Benton
Gainesville, Fla.

Here Jean-Claude teaches Dan the art of being a washed-up celebrity.
Wilton, Conn.

Jean-Claude and Dan at the grand opening of the "Has Beens and Never Was" museum.
Chris DeLuca
South Bend, Ind.

Well, at least he's not doing 1-800-COLLECT commercials! Sure sign that your career is truly over.
Ryan Bernier
Brunswick, Maine

Dan Marino and Jean-Claude Van Damme announce their joint football venture into the EFL. The team's motto will be "We will kick your butt all over the league, until the championship game!"
Scott Parkinson
Los Angeles

And finally, here is what the actual Reuters photo caption stated: Former U.S. quarterback Dan Marino and Belgium actor Jean Claude van Damme (right) walk past the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders as they arrive for the awards ceremony of the Laureus World Sports Awards Gala on May 22, 2001, at the Grimaldi Forum in Monaco. REUTERS/Mandatory Credit-Laureus Pool (Reuters Live Photos )

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