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What's up with Bobby Cox?
From the Page 2 mailbag
|Page 2's Mystery Photo caught Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox shedding some layers.
Bobby shows what he learned from John Rocker's anger management class.
"Brandi Chastain's got nothin'... wait'll they get a load of me!"
After 10 years of sitting next to Leo Mazzone, Bobby couldn't take the rocking anymore.
Just when we though it was safe to go to games, Bobby goes and attempts "The Full Monty."
"Look here guys, I'm sick and tired of doing the, 'Fat guy in a little coat,' routine!"
"No, Urbina can't go to the Yankees, I wanna be traded there too!"
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."
Bobby Cox didn't want Chipper to have to walk in the mud, so he did what any manager would do for his high-priced prima donna.
"Darn it all! I was told that we'd be facing David Cone today!"
Suddenly, the Gold Club trial takes an ugly and unexpected turn for the worse.
"That's it! For every loss we get, I am going to take off one more piece of clothing!"
Bobby Cox reacts Sunday after having placed a $500 wager on Retief Goosen.
San Antonio, Texas
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
"I am proud of my body and it's time to show it to the world. What baseball needs is a bit of nudity!"
And here's Bobby Cox trying to cover up John Rocker's latest mess.
"That's it! I'm sick and tired of going to the World Series every year and losing! I quit! I'm going over to the Bronx with J.T. and the gang!"
After showing off the latest illusion he has mastered from several intense lessons with David Copperfield, Bobby Cox believes he's ready to pull off his greatest trick yet... saving the Braves' season.
"What Did John Rocker say about my mother?"
If you thought "Showgirls" was bad, wait till you see "Showgirls 2."
Panama City, Fla.
"So that's where John Smoltz's arm went!"
Fifty percent polyester!?! I bet the Yankees don't use 50 percent polyester. How the hell can we compete with them if Turner's so damn cheap?
Ann Arbor, Mich.
Coming to TBS next month: A Ted Turner original picture. "El Matador" starring Bobby Cox.
In an effort to get fans excited about the Brave's recent success, Bobby rips his jacket off and begins an interpretive dance to "Mr. Roboto."
And finally, here is what The Associated Press said was happening: Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox throws his jacket after being ejected during the fourth inning of an interleague game against the Blue Jays on June 13, 2001, in Toronto Cox argued a home plate call in which Braves' Wes Helms was called out. (AP Photo/ Aaron Harris) Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories
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