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|We couldn't explain what was going on with this soccer player, so we asked you to help us figure it out.
The coin toss at the beginning of soccer matches has been replaced by a new method.
Pair of new cleats... $85
Spiffy new uniform ... $250
Taking time out of the game to karaoke Lionel Richie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" ... Priceless!
Cape Coral, Fla.
With yellow and red cards being no real punishment for infractions, offending players will now be hung by their ankles.
Drexel Hill, Pa.
Demonstrating why the United States will never be up to the rest of world's soccer standards, in other countries great players actually fall from the heavens.
Preview from "The Matrix, Part 2" -- Pele Neo.
El Paso, Texas
"First the XFL, and now the HFL (Human Foosball League). I told them it would never work."
Wilson is hoping to find some change for the snack machine at the half.
"Coming up next on the X Games, Mexico takes on Jamaica in Freestyle Soccer."
Even the players were throwing themselves off the top of the bleachers when the game ended in yet another scoreless tie.
"It's raining men!"
For the last time Mr. Barkley, I don't have any lunch money!
These Nike "Boing" commercials are getting out of hand!
After literally tens of fans showed up at the MLS championship game, one player felt the need to do a little sideshow in appreciation.
As usual, the Hungarian judge gives a low score of 4.3 despite the obvious grace, and degree of difficulty of this maneuver.
A would-be gentleman caller inauspiciously receives this response from Richard Williams upon requesting a dinner date with Serena.
"Keri Strug, eat your heart out!"
FIFA, soccer's international governing body, in an attempt to increase scoring has added style points for celebrations.
The effects of Pop Rocks and a soda before the game.
Just another unsuspecting victim to fall head over heels for Anna Kournikova.
I did all this work to become an XFL cheerleader and now my hopes have been dashed.
Mom always told me, "If you keep doing that, you're going to get stuck that way!"
Nope, this doesn't beat Brandi's strip show.
After accidentally scoring in his own goal, this Colombian soccer player decides to hurl himself from the top row of the stadium instead of waiting to be shot to death by the fans.
N. Massapequa, N.Y.
Soon after, this player received a cease and desist order from Ozzie Smith's lawyer.
East Meadow, N.Y.
Greg Louganis: "He'll be attempting a double-barrel cork screw into the pike position on this dive."
And finally, here is what Reuters stated was happening: Cisse Djibril of France flips after scoring against Germany during their FIFA World Youth Championship (under-20) soccer match June 27, 2001, at Cordoba, Argentina. Reuters/Sergio Moraes
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