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Tastes like chicken ...
From the Page 2 mailbag
Something appears to have gone horribly wrong shortly after Green Bay's Ahman Green and Brett Favre were awarded their ceremonial turkey legs from Fox's John Madden on Thanksgiving Day.
"Hurry up, Ahman! Gilbert Brown just saw the turkey!"
"Brett, I could be mistaken, but these look like Summerall's denture imprints."
"Hey, Brett, I hope Kurt Warner's mom doesn't show up and tell us to eat Chunky Soup like in those dumbass television commercials."
Ahman Green and Brett Farve find out that they are enjoying the biggest turkey of them all, Bud Selig.
Robert FJ Hulse
Favre: "So this is what happened to Jeff George?" Green: "I thought they were joking when they said he was a lame duck."
Green: "That's funny. My turkey leg says '100 percent Appaloosa.' " Favre: "THHHBBTTHHBBHHBTH!!!"
Vancouver, British Columbia
"First, you got this guy here ripping off the Turkey leg ... Boom! And then that opens up this hole right here ... BOOM! ... for Brett Favre to spit his food all over the defense ... BOOM!!!"
"We're from Green Bay ... Where the hell's the cheese!?"
"Donner, party of two ... Donner, party of two."
"Hey, Brett, you think we should have washed our hands?" "Now that you mention it, Ahman, it might not be a bad idea. I've had my hands under the center's butt all game long."
The Detroit defense made good on its pregame promise to "Hand Brett Favre his lunch."
And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, right, and running back Ahman Green each take a turkey leg at the end of the Packers' 29-27 win over the Detroit Lions on Nov. 22, 2001, in Pontiac, Mich. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)
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