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We weren't just confused by our Mystery Photo this week, we were confused and creeped out.
Here's a look at some of the best caption suggestions from our readers.
Wow ... Tatum O'Neal took everything. Even his fashion sense. Give me the number of her lawyer.
[Ed Grimley voice] "That was a pretty excellent overhead, I must say."
John sports the famed "John Stockton" look.
John McEnroe takes a bow after winning the Hernia Open at Sunwater Springs Retirement Community Tennis Complex.
John McEnroe shows David Stern why really baggy shorts in the NBA is a good idea.
... and now, John McEnroe for Depends.
In an unfortunate turn of events, John McEnroe receives Tyra Banks' invitation to model at the latest Victoria's Secret runway show.
Showing that even though he has gotten older, he can still be a baby, Johnny Mac is seen here in his diapers, two minutes before throwing his racket to the ground and crying uncontrollably for half an hour.
John McEnroe's way to smuggle fruit past airport security.
McEnroe lets the crowd know he "sees the light" after receiving a fierce wedgie from the net judge while vociferously disputing a call.
Once again, John McEnroe has gotten his panties all in a bunch during a tennis match.
John McEnroe's not-so-cool twin brother, Skippy, salutes the crowd at a recent charity event.
John McEnroe is caught in this picture impersonating Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin. Not pictured are the 13 groupies and a mud shark.
Having just been wedgied by a deranged fan, John McEnroe lets the fans know he's all right. His shorts were later removed successfully in a six-hour operation. McEnroe is expected to fully recover.
I honestly have nothing to say to this. You guys are gonna have to foot my therapy bill.
John McEnroe unveils the new "Fred Mertz" line of tennis apparel.
This picture is just so very, very wrong. I was attempting to claw out my own eyes, when I accidently smashed my computer monitor, which saved me from this horrible image (but not before I e-mailed it to a half-dozen friends).
"Bask in my glory you mere mortals, for I am John McEnroe, King of the Wedgies."
And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: John McEnroe plays to the crowd Dec. 5 during his match against Henri Leconte at the Honda Challenge, part of the Delta Tour at the Albert Hall in London's Kensington. (AP Photo/Richard Lewis)