Jewel		Jennifer Lopez
She's a snaggle-toothed folky ... no, wait! She's a Cher-wannabe dance-club diva ... no, wait! She's a poetess ... no wait! She doesn't know what she is, but we know a sell-out when we see one.		She's got a face for MTV, as well as a voice for MTV ... with the mute button on. Between the overlayed vocals and the hide-the-tone-deafness backbeat, we're not quite sure she's anything more than one of the great video subjects of all time.