OK, pencils down. Here are the answers to this week's quiz:

THE ANSWER KEY
1. Bob Knight, Educator	"Nothin' like a handful of young windpipe to make a man feel like a man!"	K.
2. Dennis Rodman, Bad boy	"I rebound better when I feel pretty. ... I just hope I can wear white."	I.
3. The Boss, Meglomaniac	"The perfect gift for the petulant owner who has everything." (Although we could understand if you answered C)	G.
4. Steve Mariucci, NFL coach	"When I close my eyes, I see Terrell playing in the Bay Area ... for the Raiders."	B.
5. Brian Billick, Egomaniac	"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the greatest offensive (and defensive) genius of all?"	J.
6. The typical Page 2 reader	"Say what you will about us ... but we give the people what they want."	D.
7. Michael Jordan, Aging Wizard	"Scottie or Kwame Brown? Well, doh, that's a tough one."	F.
8. Doug Flutie, Super little man	"Who says the one thing you can't buy is height?"	L.
9. Barry Bonds, Iconoclast	"All I want is to be on a team that has a chance to win it all -- as long as it's a rich team."	C.
10. David Wells, Clubhouse cancer	"100 bottles of beer on the bar, 100 bottles of beer ..."	H.
11. Ally McBeal, Human lightpole	"Now that's what I call 'dinner for eight.' "	E.
12. David Stern, NBA czar	"St. Vincent was right: Ratings aren't the most important thing, they're the only thing."	A.