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A. "If I can't have sex in real life -- yup, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it -- then at least I get to act like I know what it is."
B. "I've got find out where those chicks buy their clothes."
C. "After this, Justin will finally realize that I AM a better actress than that damn Mandy Moore. ... Yes, I am! .... Am, too! ... Am, too!"
D. "I've got to find out Mr. Big's real name."
E. "I can't wait to slap that prissy Charlotte around."
F. "I'm going to prove once and for all that I've got better abs than Sarah Jessica Parker."