What was John Bobbitt thinking?
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John Wayne Bobbitt
Seems like John Wayne Bobbitt's been thinking with a certain re-attached body part again.
Why was John Wayne Bobbitt relieved when Fox booted him from its latest edition of "Celebrity Boxing"?

A. Fox refused to put in a "no biting below the belt" rule.

B. For some reason, he can never get the protective cup to fit right.

C. At first he was enthusiastic, but then he realized he was feeling a bit detached.

D. He heard Mike Tyson might be involved, and that this time he wasn't going for just an ear.

E. He got tired of explaining to Fox's PR people why their proposed nickname for him, "Kid No Cojones," really made no sense.

F. Fox starlet Calista Flockhart supposedly said to him, "Hey, is that a small pillow in your pocket, or are you just unhappy to see me?"




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