What the heck was Donald Fehr thinking when he told Congress, "No one cares more about the game, the health of the players, than the players themselves"?

A. Nobody understands anything Donald Fehr is talking about, even his wife.

B. He knows he's the only guy in the game who can make Bud Selig look good by comparison, and he's not going to stop until he succeeds in doing so.

C. He wanted to see if anybody at the subcommittee hearing on steroid use in baseball was really awake.

D. He knew the congressmen would appreciate a good, righteous lie.

E. He was merely elaborating on his personal code, which is "Screw the future, we live only in the eternal now."

F. At least he didn't say that they care about the fans