What the heck was Martha Stewart thinking when she sold her ImClone stock the day before it fell precipitously in price because the government rejected its newest cancer drug?

A. She's writing a book called, "100 Great Party Ideas for Inside Traders," and she needed some good anecdotal material.

B. She's planning to write a book called, "Decorating Your Own Cell."

C. "Kenneth Lay, eat your heart out!"

D. "What's the point of being Martha Stewart if you can't do whatever you want."

E. Her stock broker used to work as an accountant for Arthur Andersen.

F. "There's nothing more un-chic than being poor."