Since QBs are taking dives to avoid him, Michael Strahan has taken on fellow defensive linemen.

What the heck was Michael Strahan thinking when he called Warren Sapp "a jackass who wishes he was me"?

A. "Like he's ever driven Brett Favre to the turf."

B. "I'm a much slimmer fat ass than Warren, and that gets to him."

C. "Lauren Hutton, Sandra Bernhard, and me. Only the special are gap-toothed."

D. "He said he'd break the record and had what, two sacks? At least I've got close enough that someone can take a dive to get the record."

E. "OK, maybe I'm projecting -- how come he gets to carry the ball?"

F. "Blue and red are so much more flattering than pewter."