Kate Moss goes from supermodel to role model.

What the heck was waifish supermodel Kate Moss thinking after she gave birth to a 6½-pound baby girl?

A. "With a steady diet of rice cakes and Dexatrim, she'll lose all that baby fat in no time."

B. "If I had gone one more week stuffing my face with 1,200 calories a day, I swear I would've exploded."

C. "I give birth when I feel like giving birth. ... Oh, wait. That's Randy Moss."

D. "Doctor, I think there's something wrong with her; I can't see her ribs."

E. "It's gonna be so cute when we spit up our food together."

F. "Another six pounds and we'll be able to wrestle together as equals."