|What was Affleck's mother thinking?|
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A. "OK, so the taboo conversation topics are 'nightclub melees' and 'Fly Girls.' Gotcha."
B. "My boy's wicked smaht."
C. "Should I set a plate for Ja Rule as well?"
D. "So you really aren't dating Matt?"
E. "Why does she keep calling my boy B. Affy?"
F. "I hope that butt will fit onto my dining room chairs."