Nice to meet you, Mrs. B-Aff.

What the heck was Ben Affleck's mother thinking when the actor reportedly brought girlfriend Jennifer Lopez home to meet her?

A. "OK, so the taboo conversation topics are 'nightclub melees' and 'Fly Girls.' Gotcha."

B. "My boy's wicked smaht."

C. "Should I set a plate for Ja Rule as well?"

D. "So you really aren't dating Matt?"

E. "Why does she keep calling my boy B. Affy?"

F. "I hope that butt will fit onto my dining room chairs."